6/4 THEMED TRIVIA: "Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader?"

Well, are you?

Our June 4th Monday night trivia brings the newest installment in our "themed trivia series", and based on the votes from last week's trivia, the theme will be "Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader?".

Our whole trivia will be based around questions from early on in your education. Obviously they won't be super hard, but you will have to use your noodle to remember stuff that you probably SHOULD have learned - but lets face it, we were all too busy making paper footballs or doodling on trapper keepers.

Could be fun? Yes. It should be.

IMAGE ROUND: Fictional School Teachers.

SOUND ROUND: "Songs About School". Coming up with a sound round theme for this topic was nearly impossible, so instead of being 5th grade specific, we just decided to give up and go with a general theme. Because nothing says quality like "clearly this is the best we could do".

DJ Martine is back! With a vengeance!

8PM, and free as fuck. Tell your friends! Force them to come! Sometimes being a true friend involves emotional manipulation, such as "if you don't come to trivia with me, that makes you a bad person". Which is totally true, by the way.

5/28 Memorial Day Trivia: 'Merica!

AWWWWW YEAAAAHHHH...

5/28 marks Memorial Day in the United States. Tons of places will be closed to mark the occasion - but J&N Trivia will be celebrating in style at Cause Soundbar.

DJ Tim returns from exile! Awesome! He has many stories to regale us with - come sit and learn with us. As always we assume he will come armed with a sexy playlist.

IMAGE ROUND: Presidential Portraits.

SOUND ROUND: ALL THANGS HOT.

8PM, Freeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. Did we mention free?

Also, we'll have ballots out so you guys/gals can print out your choice for the next Monday's themed trivia, which is the first Monday in June.

5/21 Cause Trivia HINTS

We've got our trivia planned for Monday! You should really, really, come on out. Excellent lineup of questions, excellent DJ (Mr. Knol Tate), excellent hosts.

Lots of people enjoying the excellent weather lately - what better way to finish off a long Monday than to come on out and win prizes?


IMAGE ROUND - Summer Blockbusters


SOUND ROUND - Commercial Jingles (10 of 'em!)

Blinking text! Its the wave of the FUUUUUUTTTTTUUUUURRRRREEEE!!!

5/14 HINTS: Joe & Noah's Excellent Adventure

That dolphin brought his game, apparently. If that game is being a douchebag.

IMAGE ROUND: Famous Mark's/Marc's! Its Mark Zuckerberg's birthday - what better way to celebrate than to think of people with his same first name...? Okay, admittedly a stretch there.

SOUND ROUND: TV Show Production Company Sound Bites:  Just think of production company logos/sounds at the end of TV shows.

8PM, FREE (!), and DJ Martine makes another appearance. Holy shitballs!

5/7 Themed Trivia : SEX (Yes... it will be rated R)

This upcoming Monday (5/7) is our next themed trivia night. As selected by our trivia goers from last week, the theme IS..... SEX. All of our questions, as well as the sound/image rounds, will be loosely related to Bang City.

We want to be pretty clear on this - it is IMPOSSIBLE to have a themed trivia related to the Hump Hotel without being a little vulgar or graphic at times. So let this be a heads up to everyone who is planning on going....

We are bringing our potty mouths. If the words "penis", "vagina", or "analingus" offend or bother you, you probably shouldn't show up. It doesn't make you a bad person or a weirdo if you are uncomfortable about sex stuff - that's totally fine. But when we start asking questions on Monday, and if you complain about being offended... well, we literally have no sympathy for you.

For the rest of you that wanna have a good time, we plan on bringing it. DJ Martine joins us on stage, and we have requested that she play "songs to get down to". So be prepared for a lot of Weird Al Yankovic.

Some good questions have been written - there is nothing absolutely shocking or horrifying. But if we don't drop at least 100 F-bombs by the end of the night, then we have clearly failed you.

SOUND ROUND - Rap/R&B Songs about sexy stuff. Super excited for this one.

IMAGE ROUND - Movie Love Scenes.

8PM, FREE, and we always advise (especially for themed trivia nights) that you show up early to ensure a table.

On a final note, we couldn't find a way to sneak this into the trivia somehow, so we present the funniest sex scene of all time - from the 2010 film "MacGruber". Thank you, Will Forte, for all that you do.